Monday, March 31, 2014

Humanity Fails of the Week

I found and rediscovered some epic humanity fails over the course of last week. I’ve saved them for today to (hopefully) cheer you people with the Monday Blues up.

Not sure if the person who came up with this was being sarcastic or just really, really stupid.

Let me give you a visual:

A friend: “Can you help me out here? I’m really depressed. My cat ran away, my better half is not being the better half and I literally just got laid off from work. ”

Your reply and reaction:


Don’t be that person.

A friend sent this to me. I laughed. If I were the sort I would’ve then cried and done a giant face-palm for these creatures that are apparently of my species.

P.S. Please go to creepy places like McDonalds and Taco Bell for artificial meat. Kthanksbye.

I see that bored scientists and the media still adore taking every excuse to launch “studies” on stuff that kids in the fourth grade already know and presenting Captain Obvious “findings” with a sprinkle of “Wait what?” “facts” (usually anecdotal evidence, or not even that) to the public. Sometimes I wonder if they just do this for laughs and behind the self-important seriousness they’re all just drinking tea and coffee together and laughing at the idiots on the Internet who are taking their non-serious seriousness seriously. 

No. Just no. I can't help myself. What's ironic is the fact that "irony" is being misused here to mean "funny coincidence" whereas in reality, irony means "contrary to what you might think". Learn correct word meanings and correct when you actually have a clue so you won’t look like an idiot too. Please. 

And finally, this is all I have to say: 


  1. HAHAHA, Oh my gosh that last one is probably the best thing I've seen all day. Legit. Clouds are so intelligent. By the way, do you ever guest post?


    1. Right? I like them. I haven't, but I'm totally open to. Feel free to contact me at simplythepixie @ gmail .com if you'd like to chat further on that.

  2. Awesome. :) If they had brains I bet they would.

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  4. hahaha, these are hilarious. ;) baha.

  5. that first one though... :'D my monday is significantly brighter now. :) thanks.

  6. You really hit the mark here with these collection... the first one... really? Silence or smiling... not a good idea at all ... :)

  7. this was a great read! sometimes I get concerned about where our money is going in terms of research......

    and being silent + smile.... wow... if someone did that to me i'd smack them.

    LilynotLouise | Beauty and Food

  8. LOL, yeah, they'll do a study on anything! I have to say, though, silence is the best answer? I agree. That isn't the best answer for most questions! However, I do like the meaning behind it. If a friend comes to you with a problem, sometimes if you're silent, they'll explore the question themselves. Psychiatrists use this a lot to draw out people. Often we feel the need to fill silence, so we'll ramble on when someone just looks at us while we're speaking...

    1. Totally agree with you're getting at! Silence is definitely the best answer for some instances, but certainly not all questions by a long shot. That's where common sense needs to come in.

    2. with what*. Pff really brain, we're better than this.

  9. Lol I seriously enjoyed reading that! Just what I needed to brighten my day :) Thanks for sharing these sayings!

  10. Hahahaha! "Your" and idiot! Brilliant! Definitely got a giggle with that one. And the scientific study? Well narcissism is an obvious thing though only affects a few people lol but the other stuff? Really?



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