I found and rediscovered some epic humanity fails over the
course of last week. I’ve saved them for today to (hopefully) cheer you people
with the Monday Blues up.
Not sure if the person who came up with this was being
sarcastic or just really, really stupid.
Let me give you a visual:
A friend: “Can you help me out here? I’m really depressed. My cat ran away, my better half is not being the better half and I literally just got laid off from work. ”
A friend: “Can you help me out here? I’m really depressed. My cat ran away, my better half is not being the better half and I literally just got laid off from work. ”
Your reply and reaction:
[silence]
Don’t be that person.
A friend sent this to me. I laughed. If I were the sort I would’ve
then cried and done a giant face-palm for these creatures that are apparently of
my species.
P.S. Please go to creepy places like McDonalds and Taco Bell
for artificial meat. Kthanksbye.
I see that bored scientists and the media still adore taking every excuse to launch “studies” on stuff that kids in the fourth grade already know and presenting Captain Obvious “findings” with a sprinkle of “Wait what?” “facts” (usually anecdotal evidence, or not even that) to the public. Sometimes I wonder if they just do this for laughs and behind the self-important seriousness they’re all just drinking tea and coffee together and laughing at the idiots on the Internet who are taking their non-serious seriousness seriously.
No. Just
no. I can't help myself. What's ironic is the fact that "irony" is
being misused here to mean "funny coincidence" whereas in reality,
irony means "contrary to what you might think". Learn correct word
meanings and correct when you actually have a clue so you won’t look like an
idiot too. Please.
And finally, this is all I have to say: